Monday, May 31, 2004

Cracked the safe

The beach is a popular place to be for Memorial Day weekend, of course. And though I don't care to create a blog solely about Cliff, I must admit he does provide a great deal of material. You see, Cliff was very excited going into this weekend. Not because he's a swinger...oh, did I mention that?...but also because of the standard stripper/booze/white trash friends party he will have at his beach house. His wife, for unimaginable reasons, doesn't care to party with him. Maybe it's the lipstick ring around his dick. Back to my point, Cliff was so excited about this weekend for one reason: he bought a safe. A real safe, the kind with a combination that's fire proof. Well, hell yeah!! Where else does a high paid broker store his drugs to keep them safe from his hoodlum children? I'm not sure which is worse, the fact that Cliff secures the financial future of over 300 people...or that he has offspring.

It's only Monday night. I'll find out tomorrow if Cliff's safe kept his weed and whatever else safe throughout the weekend while he was at the beach. By the way, have you ever seen a Texas stripper? Think Anna Nicole... It's all about the money, honey. If you ain't got it, she doesn't see you. Cliff isn't just good at making money, he's good at keeping it. If he befriends a stripper...she's his very own naked friend for free.