Thursday, July 08, 2004

Porn o'Plenty

Every Wednesday when I leave work, one of my co-workers always says to me, "What is it tonight, Jay?" Then the burden falls on my shoulders to entertain the motherfucker with my creative genius/internet ripoff of an authentic porn flick title, or make one up. After a while, my stingy collection forced me to do the latter. Here are some of the titles I have given. If anyone has anything new to add, I would appreciate it. I'm starting to scrape the bottom of the barrel.

The Daily Grind
Princess Mononookie
Good Will Humping
Armaget-it-on
Loin King
Beaver and Butthead
Moulin Spooge
Hooters & and the Blowjob
Tig Bitties
Differing Strokes
Full Ho's
Inspect Her Gadget
The Spooge-itive
Twat Lies Beneath
Children Of The Cornhole
Dickochet
Boyz With Tha Wood
Cooch Almighty
The Italian Blowjob
The Whole Nine Inches