Thursday, August 26, 2004


this is an audio post - click to play

Pardon my distortion. Here's the lyrics to "Jay Day":

Back in the day
In the southern USA
There lived my homepiece, name was Jay
And his crotch he would display
A nineteen-seventies cliché
I axed him please, take it away
Your pants too tight, that ain’t OK
Are you a dancer of ballet?

I know he’ll say:
"Hey, it’s porno night today
Ron Jeremy, hey-hey!"
I shoulda probably guessed he’s gay
There’s nothing wrong with it, OK?
But my jimmy, stay away
See what I’m sayin’, Popinjay?
Here on this audioblog you play
This is Mike’s voice to your dismay