Thursday, April 28, 2005

Feliz Cumpleaños

I expect a mailbox full of e-cards when I get back wishing me a Happy fucking Birthday. Throw me some gift cards to Best Buy and Academy to make it worth my while. I won't do shit for you in return, but that's not what giving is all about, now is it? Selfish bunch of tards. Focus, people. Me!

Happy Birthday to me,
Happy Birthday to me,
Happy Birthday dear meeeeeeeee,
Happy Birthday to me.

Lucky Jazz. She gets to endure me all day today.