Wednesday, May 04, 2005

Penis envy

I've figured it out! It's Julie's fault! That little twit. Leave it to my stupid head sister to steal my ability to get hard-on. Big Jay's been on vacation since she came over that night. Her and her selfish ass problems. I'm calling her today. I can't even get a chub because I'm worried about what her oncologist is going to say tomorrow.

I think I'll call her doctor and see if I can speed things along before my balls decay. Big Jay must have gotten upset that I neglected him for nearly a week. That's my problem. Hang on, buddy. Help is on the way.